Happy Thursday, humor seekers. You should push on to your next destination. Here is all I have for today: I need a plunger. I do not own a plunger. I believe (but do not know for sure) that it is socially unacceptable to ask to borrow someone else's plunger. Therefore, later today, I will take three grumpy children to purchase said plunger. I do not know where one could procure such an item. I'm on target to have a bullshit day. Well, it won't be bullshit but it'll be something. If you talk to anyone over there at humor-blogs do me a favor and ask them if they have a plunger I can use.
Like sex, but with a B.