I am really good at a few things. I cook well (when inspired - but my meatloaf is consistently off the chain [Mom, if you are reading that means that it's good]) and I know how to play The Entertainer on the piano. But I think what I'm best at is, quite possibly, wasting time. When faced with something that needs to be done I know how to quickly procrastinate in at least 100 different ways. I am, in fact, doing it RIGHT NOW. Yes, it may be hard to believe but writing to you about how lazy I am is not the most important thing I need to do today. I will not let that stop me, however, from delivering my message to you: Brad Pitt is kind of an ass. Now don't get me wrong, I think he's a fine actor and humanitarian (stifling. yawn). But what the hell is his deal with matching his hair to his women? Have you ever noticed this? Here he is when he was dating Gwenyth Paltrow: The color clearly came from the same source and the styles are very similar EXCEPT their parts were on o...
Like sex, but with a B.