The Blog of Bex

So you know, I had a poll last week to tip my hat to the devastating breakup up of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel. SNIFF. OK, I'm totally over it. Anyhoo, for those of you who weren't here for the hilarity, the contest was to find out who had the best synonyms for Sweater Meat and Trouser Snake. And then I got busy kicking my own ass on the GMAT exam, had a few pity parties, then had a few cosmos and now I'm over that . So I can get back to the business of wiping noses and asses, writing blogs and inventing excuses for why the laundry STILL isn't done. Synonym for Sweater Meat (although the picture pretty much sums it up) Not bad, eh? The winner of this poll entered under the name Anonymoose and you guys don't know him. But I do. Biblically, you might say. Yes it is my very own Mr. Bex who entered and won -with a whopping 54.8 majority - with the excellently crude title of "Chesticles". Well played, Sir. You may pick up your prize after you get home from...

It's a big day here at the Blog of Bex. A BIG day. Today we have not one but TWO polls. How do I do it, you may be wondering to yourselves?? It's easy! I simply ignore my GMAT studying, laundry and kids and dork around on the computer all day! It really is JUST that easy, folks. Down to business. In honor of the breakup of the lovely Sarah Silverman and the less-so Jimmy Kimmel we are having a crude contest to rename the phrases "Sweater Meat" and "Trouser Snake". Vote for your favorites and I'll post the winners when I get good and ready. Opinion Polls & Market Research Opinion Polls & Market Research More funny blogs can be found at humor-blogs . Laissez l'hilaritie roulez!

You've probably heard the news by now. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up. What is the world coming to???! R.I.P. The morons on the radio were discussing the breakup ad- nauseum this morning and I heard one douche say that Sarah is really hilarious and then douche #2 said that she's not so much funny as she is crude. I've been thinking about that ever since. She is crude. I can be crude. She made a video talking about how she f* cked (that asterisk is for you, Leigh! ) Matt Damon. I would have made that video with him, had he only asked. Sarah and I are practically twins !!! Anyway, I thought that maybe - in honor of Jimmy and Sarah - I would do a little thing to help us over the rough patch that is sure to happen when our (imaginary) friends breakup. With that I give you...The Crude Quiz!!! I can feel the buzz in the air...OK, that might be one of my kids crying while I obsess over this. AT ANY RATE: What is the best, most original synonym for one or both of ...