Things that suck about today: Husband has influenza. And, according to him, nobody has ever been sicker. Dog is still bleeding from her tutu. Having a dog in heat is HIGHLY overrated. Both daughters cannot find their sneakers. Seriously - what are the odds?? Son is still two years old (and therefore having tantrums in every public forum we forage into). Hubs and I are both on a diet. He's lost 14 pounds. Me? 6. (that mother fucker) Things that don't suck about today: I don't have influenza. Yet. My kids aren't sick. Yet. It is a beautiful day in Atlanta. Humor-Blogs.com is back up! Woo Hoo! There you have it, folks. The Monday afternoon, pre-cocktail update. Cheers!
Like sex, but with a B.