The Blog of Bex

Things that suck about today: Husband has influenza. And, according to him, nobody has ever been sicker. Dog is still bleeding from her tutu. Having a dog in heat is HIGHLY overrated. Both daughters cannot find their sneakers. Seriously - what are the odds?? Son is still two years old (and therefore having tantrums in every public forum we forage into). Hubs and I are both on a diet. He's lost 14 pounds. Me? 6. (that mother fucker) Things that don't suck about today: I don't have influenza. Yet. My kids aren't sick. Yet. It is a beautiful day in Atlanta. Humor-Blogs.com is back up! Woo Hoo! There you have it, folks. The Monday afternoon, pre-cocktail update. Cheers!

My son will be 2 next month. He's actually really good at being 2 already. Perhaps he is gifted? Yesterday he threw a Christmas ornament across the room and it shattered in a million pieces all over the floor. Then during the girls gymnastics class he had a World Class tantrum because I wouldn't allow him to bang on the huge window (and then lick it with gusto when the people on the other side looked up). And when I change his diaper he loves to get away from me and run naked, as fast as he can, with his head thrown back in laughter. He's thinking, "Olly olly oxen free! I'm naked and running away from the clean diaper! This just NEVER gets old! Weeeee..." He pulls the heads off of Barbies, yanks on the puppies tail and steals toothbrushes. He tears up and chews on the girls school projects, resets Don's alarm clock for midnight (something even I don't know how to do) and throws food during dinner. But today he fell asleep in my arms. I pulled him close...