The scene: Gloucester High School Algebra class in Massachusetts about one year ago. Two girls are supposed to be learning math but are instead frantically texting each other. Girl 1 - My mom is such a stupid bitch. Girl 2 - Mine, too. She has no idea how hard it is to be a kid. Girl 1 - None of them do. OMG!! I got a great idea!! Girl 2 - omg...what?? Girl 1 - We should totally play a joke on our parents and school! Girl 2 - omg...omg...LOLOLOL...i'm IN. What should we do? Girl 1 - Let's all get pregnant, like, at the same time! Girl 2 - ...........O.M.G. .....That would be, like, too funny! Girl 1 - Sweet. Tell everyone, K? Girl 2 - K!!! Flash forward about 6 months. Two boys are sitting in Algebra class, supposedly learning math. Instead they are frantically texting each other. Boy 1 - WTF is up with the girls at this school? Boy 2 - Huh? You mean cuz they are all so easy? Boy 1 - No! I mean cuz they are all fat and stuff. Boy 2 - But they're easy . As in will total...
Like sex, but with a B.