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Who's yo Momma???

I took down my story because it looks like the poor little guy isn't going to make it. :(((



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Anonymous said…
Um, WTF is a TEAT doing on a yacht? And is that like a standard feature?

Somewhere there is a whale mommy about to overflow and very upset that Junior is wasting time on a boat.
6:35 PM
damon said…
What part of a boat even resembles a whale boob? I've been on a lot of boats, and never has anyone said,"we can't go out today, the teat's broken."

I think they met 'Bumper' the blind whale.
6:36 PM
Chat Blanc said…
maybe it's the early stages of a pervert whale in the making?
7:00 PM
Bex said…
KC - I don't think teats are standard issue. I'm pretty sure they cost extra.... Hopefully Mama Whale has some good nipple pads.

Damon - I wondered, too. Now that I wonder about it, I don't even know where whales keep theirs. Have you ever seen a whale nurse her calf???

Sandy - Hmmmm...yeah, maybe it wanted to suck on something else, eh? Maybe...
7:57 PM
Anonymous said…
I didn't know yachts even had nipples.

You learn something new everyday.
9:35 PM
Meg said…
What's up with all the boob posts? I just posted about my mammogram.

Is it the time of year when our kids are off to school or what?
9:50 PM
for a different kind of girl said…
I heard this story while I was at the dentist this morning, and I was all, WTH?! Attempting to nurse off a yaht?!
11:45 PM
AoE said…
I prefer to think that the whale was attempting to gratify its sexual needs rather than its comfort/nutritional needs ... that rudder looks a lot more like a sex organ than a nipple!
8:37 AM
Anonymous said…
@ aoe: Well, if that's the case, I wonder if the boat enjoyed it as much as the whale.

@ bex -- great post!!
9:46 AM
Beck said…
They were 3 gin and tonics into their anchor and the "breastfeeding" idea just seemed to make sense then. Or secretly wishing for grandchildren. Or it was a man wishing for the robust, firm and bounceless hooters of milky hooters

Love the diddums thing
10:36 AM
Keeper Of All Things said…
Boats have Teats???
I always thought they had plane old tits......live and learn
1:13 PM
Unknown said…
OK, as soon as you said "Thurmond", you set me off on a tirade of giggles, and then it just kept getting funnier and funnier! That was awesome. Thanks!
1:35 PM
Johnny Virgil said…
I'm pretty sure humpback whales aren't predators, unless you are plankton.
1:41 PM
Johnny Virgil said…
I could be plankton.
1:42 PM
Johnny Virgil said…
zooplankton, specifically.

If I had a choice I mean.
1:43 PM
Rickey said…
This story makes Rickey sad...
8:43 AM
Bex said…
Johnny - I've often suspected you weren't human. Plankton (zoo or otherwise) explains a lot.

Rickey - I know. It is sad. I hope it works out for the poor little guy.
9:53 AM
Anonymous said…
Yeah, damn shame about that. Nothing they can do. :o(blewknight@yahoo.com
9:04 PM
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