Look what happened to my husband on Father's Day: No, he's not a cross-dressing, makeup wearing guy (not that there is anything wrong with that). This, my friends, is your basic orbital blowout. The band-aid is covering his four stitches. Did you hear that? No??? Allow me to repeat myself - he required FOUR freaking stitches on his eye lid on Father's Day!!! Here's another shot: That's dead sexy, eh? Let's take a poll and see if you can figure out what the hell happened. Opinion Polls & Market Research I know what you're thinking. It's a tough call. He should have zigged when he zagged is all I can tell you without compromising the integrity of my Super Awesome Internet Poll. It was a gusher, too. Good times. Do me a favor? When you're done voting click on my humor-blogs link . Chances are that's where you came from anyway. And if you didn't come from there you should have. It's pretty funny... Bex, OUT.
Like sex, but with a B.