Look what happened to my husband on Father's Day:
No, he's not a cross-dressing, makeup wearing guy (not that there is anything wrong with that). This, my friends, is your basic orbital blowout. The band-aid is covering his four stitches. Did you hear that? No??? Allow me to repeat myself - he required FOUR freaking stitches on his eye lid on Father's Day!!! Here's another shot:
That's dead sexy, eh? Let's take a poll and see if you can figure out what the hell happened.
I know what you're thinking. It's a tough call. He should have zigged when he zagged is all I can tell you without compromising the integrity of my Super Awesome Internet Poll. It was a gusher, too. Good times.
Do me a favor? When you're done voting click on my humor-blogs link. Chances are that's where you came from anyway. And if you didn't come from there you should have. It's pretty funny...
Bex, OUT.
No, he's not a cross-dressing, makeup wearing guy (not that there is anything wrong with that). This, my friends, is your basic orbital blowout. The band-aid is covering his four stitches. Did you hear that? No??? Allow me to repeat myself - he required FOUR freaking stitches on his eye lid on Father's Day!!! Here's another shot:
That's dead sexy, eh? Let's take a poll and see if you can figure out what the hell happened.
I know what you're thinking. It's a tough call. He should have zigged when he zagged is all I can tell you without compromising the integrity of my Super Awesome Internet Poll. It was a gusher, too. Good times.
Do me a favor? When you're done voting click on my humor-blogs link. Chances are that's where you came from anyway. And if you didn't come from there you should have. It's pretty funny...
Bex, OUT.
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Also, that fucker had it coming (my husband, not your nail).
(Hope you feel better soon!!!)
If it were my house it would either be, dog attack or angry wife so we have the angry wife thing in common. ;op
After my husband came to I said the same thing, but I don't think he got it. But I cracked myself up, which is always fun.
Bee - We have a dog, too. But anyone who really knows us and reads this would assume that if the dog did it then we would no longer have her but that Don would have a new hat. So I left her out of the choice so nobody calls PETA on me.
Sorry about the ouch - goodbye eyebrow!