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OK, kids, one more day to enter my inaugural contest which is tentatively called, WTF is that???!


Let's close it by end of day Tuesday, shall we? Good luck!


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Sue Wilkey said…
Thanks for the comment! - I was just about to add your blog when something on your site sent me crashing into Geekdom: I had seen "Recent Inspectors" on Diesel's website and thought it meant blogs he had noticed - so i sent him a thank you e-mail. Seeing yours labeled "who's lurking" it all hit me: I am a tool.

ANYWAY Love, love, love your site - you are hysterical.
3:24 PM
damon said…
It's Yodas mother!

Seriously, I think it is a baby ringtailed lemur.
5:19 PM
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