Bex is going GREEN!

As in, recycling. As in I didn't write, fund or act in the following. I know. I said I KNOW!! Plus it's old, hell, you've probably seen it a dozen times. But it cracks me up every time I see it so I'm throwing it up here ANYWAY. Take that.

And the dialogue! Instant classic....

Obama says (under his breath), "baDUNKadunk". McCain adds, "I would tap that, my friend."

It is sad that I have no original material to share. But fear not, young grasshoppers. I just bought a pair of rollerblades and I'm not as young as I think I am. I'm sure I'll come up with something soon.

Comments

Anonymous said…

I hear ya - I love this damned thing! And I'm looking forward to the rollerblade vid, too.

6:47 PM

Bex said…

Thanks, Liz! It was really well done. This is in sharp contrast to the rollerblading video. ;)

8:44 AM

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