Well, well, well. Let's take inventory of the day, shall we?? I earned a low score on the GMAT exam for starters. I needed at least 600 and received the lackluster 540. Granted, it's not the end of the world and it's not like my only option at this point is the Barbizon School of Beauty or anything, but I REALLY thought I'd do better.
In fact, I took a simulation of the exam a week ago and was hungover with only 4 hours of sleep and scored a 580 for crying out loud. So I guess next time I take it I should pull a boozy all-nighter. Why didn't I think of that?!
And then, yesterday I yelled at my 8 year old as I couldn't find the sports cup I'd bought her the day before and was sure that she'd lost it somewhere. This morning I found it, clean and put away, in the kitchen cabinet as I was frantically looking for a coffee mug so that I could hurry up and get to my exam where I would completely tank. How did I know someone actually put it where it belongs???! That almost never happens around here.
So, I'm an asshole who yells at my kid for no reason and who stunk up the joint at the GMAT exam. FINE.
I'm going to go get a pedicure. I want my toes to be nice and sparkly when I finally get around to kicking my own ass.
As for my super awesome poll, I don't want to cloud up the special day of the winner so I'll announce that in a separate post.
In the mean time, if you guys know anyone in admissions at the Georgia State University Robinson School of Business hook a sistah up! I have much, much more to offer than just a shitty GMAT score. Don't forget about my lower back (ass) tattoo! That's pretty snappy, I'm told. Plus I have that snarky attitude that causes occasional, unpredictable and likely unwarranted yelling at children I might have had.
It just is not possible that humor-blogs won't have a funnier blog than this. If I were you I would run, not walk.
Bex, OUT
In fact, I took a simulation of the exam a week ago and was hungover with only 4 hours of sleep and scored a 580 for crying out loud. So I guess next time I take it I should pull a boozy all-nighter. Why didn't I think of that?!
And then, yesterday I yelled at my 8 year old as I couldn't find the sports cup I'd bought her the day before and was sure that she'd lost it somewhere. This morning I found it, clean and put away, in the kitchen cabinet as I was frantically looking for a coffee mug so that I could hurry up and get to my exam where I would completely tank. How did I know someone actually put it where it belongs???! That almost never happens around here.
So, I'm an asshole who yells at my kid for no reason and who stunk up the joint at the GMAT exam. FINE.
I'm going to go get a pedicure. I want my toes to be nice and sparkly when I finally get around to kicking my own ass.
As for my super awesome poll, I don't want to cloud up the special day of the winner so I'll announce that in a separate post.
In the mean time, if you guys know anyone in admissions at the Georgia State University Robinson School of Business hook a sistah up! I have much, much more to offer than just a shitty GMAT score. Don't forget about my lower back (ass) tattoo! That's pretty snappy, I'm told. Plus I have that snarky attitude that causes occasional, unpredictable and likely unwarranted yelling at children I might have had.
It just is not possible that humor-blogs won't have a funnier blog than this. If I were you I would run, not walk.
Bex, OUT
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Also, why the *ef* do you need that MBA. Do a video Podcast of your blog (small investment). It will generate 5,000 hits min from what I'm told (it's like the new frontier - although it's been around awhile).
Then take your 5,000+ viewership hits over to whatever marketing job you want and tell them they'r stupid not to hire you. You can do the math, stats, SWOT analysis.
My diatribe is over. We moms need to stick together and encourage each other - so that's what I'm doing - when I'm not kicking my own ass. I'll be doing the Podcast thing with my Plein Air painting group - we'll see if I get any air time. I already got us a TV seg on PBS without the POD, FYI)
I am thinking about taking lots of misc. drugs to make me smarter. Like Provigil.
My ass tat? It's a tribal sun. Because, you know, I'm so tribal.
For a different kind of girl - I'm pretty sure I got 535 points for my name. The remaining 5 points might have been for my big rack. I'm not sure.
Beck - Hi! That's cool about your plein air group getting air time on PBS! When does it air?
Maybe I'll check into the podcast thing. I have no idea what that is. My undergrad degree was in Philosophy which makes it SO easy to get a job (not). But I have a lot of experience in banking and operations management so I'm trying to figure out what the hell I want to do when my 2.5 year old gets into kindergarten. So I guess I'm trying to maximize my opportunities. I would LOVE to figure out how to write for a living but as of yet nothing has fallen in my lap.
Drunk blogger - Provigil? Never had it. But I'm guessing, given my shitty score, that it wouldn't have hurt me. I could have eaten two valium and put a monkey in my pocket while in there and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have done any worse. 48th percentile. Bite my ass.
Anyway, thanks for the cheering up everyone. I appreciate it!
When I'm done, you'll have tenure if you want it...or I might just take hostages.
Whatever you want.
Good luck and show them all your tattooSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
peace
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