The Day in Review
Things that suck about today:
Husband has influenza. And, according to him, nobody has ever been sicker.
Dog is still bleeding from her tutu. Having a dog in heat is HIGHLY overrated.
Both daughters cannot find their sneakers. Seriously - what are the odds??
Son is still two years old (and therefore having tantrums in every public forum we forage into).
Hubs and I are both on a diet. He's lost 14 pounds. Me? 6. (that mother fucker)
Things that don't suck about today:
I don't have influenza. Yet.
My kids aren't sick. Yet.
It is a beautiful day in Atlanta.
Humor-Blogs.com is back up! Woo Hoo!
There you have it, folks. The Monday afternoon, pre-cocktail update. Cheers!