I am really good at a few things. I cook well (when inspired - but my meatloaf is consistently off the chain [Mom, if you are reading that means that it's good]) and I know how to play The Entertainer on the piano. But I think what I'm best at is, quite possibly, wasting time. When faced with something that needs to be done I know how to quickly procrastinate in at least 100 different ways. I am, in fact, doing it RIGHT NOW. Yes, it may be hard to believe but writing to you about how lazy I am is not the most important thing I need to do today.
I will not let that stop me, however, from delivering my message to you: Brad Pitt is kind of an ass. Now don't get me wrong, I think he's a fine actor and humanitarian (stifling. yawn). But what the hell is his deal with matching his hair to his women? Have you ever noticed this?
Here he is when he was dating Gwenyth Paltrow:
The color clearly came from the same source and the styles are very similar EXCEPT their parts were on opposite sides of their heads! A bad omen to be sure. Speaking of bad omens I also found a shot with Brad and Juliette Lewis but I cannot put it here because it involved cornrows, Juliette Lewis and a flapper dress and I just...I just couldn't, OK? I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.
And, we're moving on...
Well, the hair colors were an obvious match and I think that their styles were pretty close, too. It seems like he'd wait for her to come out of the bathroom to see what she was doing and then he'd try to match it, "Ah, we're doing 'the wispy beach look'. Got it."
And here they are doing 'sleek and sexy'. I cannot help myself from wondering when their marriage broke down. But I strongly suspect that Jennifer could see the writing on the wall when he came home late one night after having had dyed his hair black.
Here he is with the very sexy and scary Angelina:
Color? Match! Part? Match! Style? Match! I think I'll go post this on Who Gives A Shit.com. Because that will allow me to waste even MORE precious time and therefore keeping me from the stuff that I really HAVE to do yet don't WANT to do. Everybody wins, see???
Check out the hair at Humor-Blogs! It's very matchy-matchy. In a good way.