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Who wants to make me a sandwich???

I am feeling very myopic today. All I can think about is how much I want a BLT and a bowl of cream of tomato soup. Did I mention it's only 9:30 in the morning and I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee? Enough about me...down to business. The bacon would be very crispy. The bread - thick, white and lightly toasted. The tomato will need to be a very high quality tomato. And it will need to have salt and pepper applied liberally to it. The lettuce....hmmm....I can go either way...iceberg, romaine...doesn't really matter. Add a liberal schmear of mayo and you're in business, baby!

So seriously, does anyone want to make me a sandwich???
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Ashley said…
Now *I* want a BLT! And I don't even like tomatoes! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I've enjoyed reading yours!
10:49 AM
Beck said…
Hey Bex --

I like you're writing. There is an utter lack of photos however. What gives girl (I'm assuming you're female)!

Thanks checking out my blog. I got pissed at The Sneeze last month when I followed some of his "friends" links. He's friends with artists... uh, pervs. Seriously, his friend "Coop" paints, it's all good. But he also takes nudie photos of all size women with huge hooters. OK, no prob. But then follow the link to "Steve Naz's girlfriend Ori". she's a porn star a nasty, must have been abused as a child kind. I still think The Sneeze is hilarious. I was just surprised as he runs a "family show". I let him know it and he wrote me back and wasn't a 'dick' as he would say. I've got you on RSS and will watch for new posts. Happy 2008.
7:51 PM
Bex said…
Beck,

Thanks for checking me out! And yes, for the record, I am a female! So glad you asked!!

The reason for my lack of photos is that I am PARANOID! There are so many perverts out there (some who may or may not be affiliated with the sneeze). I'm worried that, quite frankly, someone will become "interested" in my kids! Like I said, I'm paranoid.

I really liked your site. For anyone following this, her site is www.beckanstee.blogspot.com. Check it out! The kids are adorable and she's back down to her "fighting weight", which is awesome! I think Weight Watchers is the best way to do it.

At any rate, maybe I'll try to find some blurry pics to throw up on the site.

Thanks again for swinging by!

Bex

PS LOVED your paintings! Of COURSE you'll be in the art show! You're a talented artist!!! I really liked the one of the street scene. Good luck at the show!!!
10:28 PM
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