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Obi Wan Kenobi; You're My Only Hope.

This morning I wanted to head over to the humor blogs website to see how I'm ranked (usually somewhere between 35 and 65). When I dropped in I saw a stack of unintelligible data.

Then I suddenly felt implanted into a Nancy Drew novel as there was a warning followed by an intriguing invitation, "An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code. "

Oh. That's optimistic. Maybe this is something that I can review and make sense of. So I allow my eyes to drift down in search of anything that could be a "stack trace" or "code". Hmmm... Ah-ha! Found it. Let's read it, shall we??? I feel very confident that this will be illuminating.

Stack Trace:
[OdbcException (0x80131937): ERROR [42S02] [MySQL][ODBC 3.51 Driver][mysqld-4.0.13-max-nt]Can't open file: 'web_sites.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcConnection.HandleError(OdbcHandle hrHandle, RetCode retcode) +35
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReaderObject(CommandBehavior behavior, String method, Boolean needReader, Object[] methodArguments, SQL_API odbcApiMethod) +1735
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReaderObject(CommandBehavior behavior, String method, Boolean needReader) +60
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +75
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteDbDataReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +4
  System.Data.Common.DbCommand.System.Data.IDbCommand.ExecuteReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +7
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.FillInternal(DataSet dataset, DataTable[] datatables, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords, String srcTable, IDbCommand command, CommandBehavior behavior) +141
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.Fill(DataTable[] dataTables, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords, IDbCommand command, CommandBehavior behavior) +162
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.Fill(DataTable dataTable) +107
  Humor_Blogs_new.PostList.GetPosts() in C:\Documents and Settings\rkroese\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Humor-Blogs-new\Humor-Blogs-new\Controls\PostList.ascx.vb:47
  Humor_Blogs_new.PostList.Page_Init(Object sender, EventArgs e) in C:\Documents and Settings\rkroese\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Humor-Blogs-new\Humor-Blogs-new\Controls\PostList.ascx.vb:10
  System.Web.UI.Control.OnInit(EventArgs e) +99
  System.Web.UI.UserControl.OnInit(EventArgs e) +74
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +321
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +198
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +198
  System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +834

WHAT THE.... It could be a subliminal message because now all I want to say is Na Nu, Na Nu. Needless to say I don't speaky the language. So unless you have a decoder ring in your pocket I say let's hang this shit up for the day. I can always check back tomorrow to see if I'm going to receive the coveted 53rd place ribbon.

Just for shits and giggles, here is the remainder of my "Unhandled Exception". And for the record - because we both know you were wondering - I ALWAYS handle MY exceptions. So obviously this computer doesn't know what the hell it's talking about. Stupid computer.

www.rqmitchell.blogspot.com


Server Error in '/' Application.

ERROR [42S02] [MySQL][ODBC 3.51 Driver][mysqld-4.0.13-max-nt]Can't open file: 'web_sites.MYI'. (errno: 145)

Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.Data.Odbc.OdbcException: ERROR [42S02] [MySQL][ODBC 3.51 Driver][mysqld-4.0.13-max-nt]Can't open file: 'web_sites.MYI'. (errno: 145)

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.

Stack Trace:

[OdbcException (0x80131937): ERROR [42S02] [MySQL][ODBC 3.51 Driver][mysqld-4.0.13-max-nt]Can't open file: 'web_sites.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcConnection.HandleError(OdbcHandle hrHandle, RetCode retcode) +35
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReaderObject(CommandBehavior behavior, String method, Boolean needReader, Object[] methodArguments, SQL_API odbcApiMethod) +1735
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReaderObject(CommandBehavior behavior, String method, Boolean needReader) +60
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +75
  System.Data.Odbc.OdbcCommand.ExecuteDbDataReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +4
  System.Data.Common.DbCommand.System.Data.IDbCommand.ExecuteReader(CommandBehavior behavior) +7
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.FillInternal(DataSet dataset, DataTable[] datatables, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords, String srcTable, IDbCommand command, CommandBehavior behavior) +141
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.Fill(DataTable[] dataTables, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords, IDbCommand command, CommandBehavior behavior) +162
  System.Data.Common.DbDataAdapter.Fill(DataTable dataTable) +107
  Humor_Blogs_new.PostList.GetPosts() in C:\Documents and Settings\rkroese\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Humor-Blogs-new\Humor-Blogs-new\Controls\PostList.ascx.vb:47
  Humor_Blogs_new.PostList.Page_Init(Object sender, EventArgs e) in C:\Documents and Settings\rkroese\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Humor-Blogs-new\Humor-Blogs-new\Controls\PostList.ascx.vb:10
  System.Web.UI.Control.OnInit(EventArgs e) +99
  System.Web.UI.UserControl.OnInit(EventArgs e) +74
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +321
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +198
  System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +198
  System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +834

Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:2.0.50727.1433; ASP.NET Version:2.0.50727.1433
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Shieldmaiden96 said…
Heh, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Luckily they cleared up the problem and I was able to confirm that my coveted 209th place was secure. Whoo!
4:06 PM
Beck said…
If Nancy Drew can't handle it, the Scooby gang certainly can. They have herbal help. At least Shaggy and Scooby.

You wrote "I Always handle MY exceptions". That was freaking hilarious. Love it. I hope you were at least number 50 this time round.
8:44 PM
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