Today is a day, it seems, that brings more questions than answers. For example, why do two year olds drool SO much? I have heard that it has to do with teething, but truthfully that doesn't make much sense to me.

Oh. And here is another question: Why is it that, after having three kids, I still don't seem to understand that when I am playing Airplane with a two year old that I should keep my mouth shut? If you've never played airplane before allow me to bring you up to speed. Essentially the "adult" lays on her back with her arms stretched out in front of her (a la Frankenstein). The child is suspended, with his face directly over your face, while you make plane noises and laugh. You know that the game is over when you feel cold and slimy drool go down your throat involuntarily.


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