The Blog of Bex

I realize that this is well-covered territory. But the welfare cow from the state of California is SERIOUSLY pissing me off. What the fuck could she be thinking?! I'm not sure how the news story officially developed. But here is how I processed it: A lady in California had octuplets?! Jesus...what is that, eight?! EIGHT babies?! Fuck me...I hope that shit's not contagious! The octuplets mom isn't married? Huh. Must be some trust fund baby with more money then sense. SHE LIVES WITH HER MOTHER?! IN A SMALL HOUSE???!!! AND they have no money AND her mom said she did not and would not support her in this pursuit. Holy shit.... What the...the doctor submitted the hospital bill to the state for payment?! She receives food stamps (and other state benefits) for the SIX kids she already has. But she doesn't believe that she's on welfare. Right . She set up a website to receive donations. Unbelievable. I'll get right on that. Right after I send in a generous contributio...

A newspaper headline caught my eye today. "Nick Lachey Defends His Ex-Wife Jessica Simpson!" Against what or whom, I couldn't help but wonder. Did that football player she's dating smack her around? Or maybe it's that wacko dad of hers. He always kind of creeped me out.... No, it turns out that people in the press are busting on Jessica for gaining weight. She has had the audacity to go from a size zero to a size two, the ginormous whore. And well-meaning supporters are coming out of the woodwork to give her back-handed compliments. Her ex-husband Nick must have been really pleased with this zinger: "I hope she's happy, whatever size she comes in. I wish her nothing but the best." I have no problem with the beginning or ending of this statement. It's the gooey insides that I take issue with, as in "... whatever size she comes in." He may as well said (while reviewing the latest paparazzi shot), "Damn, she is a porker, eh?? I alwa...